House Rules by Lucy and Anu (and Tom).

We never actually got a house together. These were written a long time ago. I found them when I was sorting out the bit pile of rubbish from my first year at uni.

1. Must have a permanent stock of junk food and tea bags.
2. Getting drunk at least once per fortnight is mandatory.
3. If you don't knock first, you can't make fun of what you see in other people's rooms.
4. NO SMELLY FARTS!
5. Guests must be awesome.
6. Textbooks must be shared.
7. Washing up must be done before new species evolve in the dishes!
8. A good level of personal hygiene must be maintained.
9. Tom must have lots of practical jokes played on him.
10. Must always have emergency chocolate (for coursework deadlines).
11. Everyone must watch Dr Who.
12. No intra-house bitching. Lots of bitching about outsiders.
13. Lucy isn't allowed to go to Cheshire more than once every two months.
14. (by Tom) Anu must sleep outside.